I can't even discern a story here. This is just a series of episodes that are stitched together into a plot, but none of it provides any opportunities for genuine involvement pf the audience, and it's just incredibly boring and meaningless. And the 'hero' is some boring old fat guy. This is not to say that such a guy couldn't be a hero. He could be, if the screenplay were written well. But it isn't. There is not a hint of suspense in this film or desire to see what happens next. Nothing ever does. Why was this even made? This film is even worse than 'Gruz 300', which is abysmal.