When American comic actor Steve 'Zoo Zoo Zoo Off Come My Pants' Wild arrives in Oxford to make a comedy film his poetry-loving girlfriend Caroline goes behind his back to enrol on a course studying Byron's poetry. Hannah Van Hosenstratt comes from New Orleans for the course but is tricked into believing she has a place by the dean,who seduces her, and she can make no headway with Professor Breeze,the course tutor. However when it transpires that Steve is a KGB agent out to kill his former espionage colleagues recruited from Oxford Hannah has the chance to save the day and get her wish.