Salesmen Alan,Ian,Tim and the pushy Tony are on a plane on their way to a sales conference. Alan joins the mile high club with a model in the toilet but Tim is annoyed that he is two air miles short of joining the others in club class. On arrival in North Africa they decide to charter a plane rather than face a fifteen mile coach journey to the conference but the pilot collapses and dies and they crash land in the desert. After several efforts to try and get off the ground they decide to kill each other,unaware that they are not far from a beach resort.