Happy Singh lives in Jassi Villa with his wife Jassi and their young son. He has rented rooms to Tom, who is deaf, and Harry, who is mute. When the two are unable to pay the rent, his wife asks Deepak (Dick), who is blind, to join them and share the rent. When Dick arrives, the three find out about Celina, the attractive girl next door, and each does his best to woo her. In the midst of Sushmita Sen, Aishwarya Rai, and Priyanka Chopra being crowned beauty queens in international contests, international criminal don Soprano takes it upon himself to abduct young girls and sell them overseas. Celina becomes one of these abducted girls, and Tom, Dick, and Harry band together to free them, little knowing they'll be pitted against Bollywood's most dreaded criminals: Shakaal (Saan); Gabbar Singh (Sholay), and Mogamba (Mr. India), in addition to the indestructible Soprano and his men.