Eric is the typical nerd who dreams of the perfect girl. Rather than being lonely, he aggressively pursues women that do not want him. Eric, with the advice of a knucklehead friend, makes a decision to get an image makeover. The sex-crazed duo enlist the help of a real ladies man, their next-door neighbor. After a lot of drama from crazy women and hurting the only person that truly cared for him, Eric soon realizes being a player is not what he imagined it to be.