A man named Kapil Joshi goes on a quest to find his long lost uncle, Ethan Durnell. What he doesn't realize is that his supposed uncle is actually Avery Huang in disguise. This doesn't seem like to much of a problem, until they realized Alex Devorsetz, Sebastian Errichiello, Nate Kaalman, and Ben Mangold were actually holding Avery hostage in a sewer. Kapil eventually consults his boi Sean Erdas, who actually eats rice off the floor of the National Archives rotunda.