Nate and the Colonel (2003)
PG-13 09 Apr 2003 • Western • 1h 35m
I really wish I'd read the reviews of Nate and the Colonel before I'd seen it. After reading that it was compared to Dances with Wolves on the front cover of the DVD I thought I'd be in for a treat. How wrong I was. First off, the beard on Carlos Milano is laughable - not as laughable as his acting, but pretty close. Throw in some of the worst dialogue imaginable and the inexplicable fact of the Indians suddenly being able to speak fluent English halfway through and you've got one of the worst movies ever made. The story in itself has something to it. Had there been credible actors with at least an ounce of ability, any idea of how to edit a movie together and perhaps some time taken, I can see this as a half-decent show as the general premise is a worthwhile one. The best part of this movie is when it's over. I will now burn it to ensure nobody else has to sit through it.
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United States
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