It is 1926. The Horny Bothers have just released the first adult "talkie" entitled "The Jazz Swinger." Now, in order to compete, Paramounds Dirty Pictures has sent a mandate down to their top director, Cecil B. DeBalls. His next sexual extravaganza must be all-singing, all-dancing, all-screwing! It will star the studio's hottest sex team, Gina LaMont and Don Lockwood. It can't miss! Or can it? No one at the studio knows how to make a "talkie." And, worse, Gina may be good to look at, but she has a voice that is better suited for hailing cabs in New York city!