At Brighton in England strolled a society miss. Along the sands she wandered, until off came her shoes and stockings. Along came a "Johnny" and after they had paddled in together, he stole her shoes. Another came by, learned her plight and hastened down the beach and stole a pair of shoes from another woman. But her escort and "friend-husband" happened along and the other fellow came near meeting his Waterloo. There being naught left, he removed his own footgear and the fair miss slipped the big shoes on her bare footsies and made for home. And thus did their friendship begin, and now they live happily ever after, we hope.