Two reporters,you could call Dumb and Dumber ,are the despair of their boss ,but one of them is akin to the newspaper's owner;they are sent to a tiny island off Britanny coasts where a woman is to give birth to quints. But she's going to be an unwed mom ,which dishonors both dad and big brother:"he'll have to make amends by marrying her" ;but who is he?.Enter ETs -who may or may not be Martians - .These space people have cat eyes and a disintegrating pistol;and when they touch a woman 's lips with their magic kiss.