Ejacula, la vampira (1992)
Adult, Fantasy, Horror • 1h 31m
Depending on one's tolerance for hammy comic relief from Ron Jeremy, this Euro porn feature, in 2 parts following the Italian format of intermission included, is a sexy vampire movie boasting Chatsworth talent and an English soundtrack.Italian filmmaker Max Bellocchio writes himself into the script in a big NonSex role teaming up with other porn producers Ralf Scott and Giancarlo Bini as vampire hunters. Max has stumbled upon vampires in a Salzburg castle (where the movie was shot, featuring attractive Austrian locations), but very little story is included.What we get is a couple of vampire orgies and in the title role redhead Patricia Kennedy humping and biting folks, turning them into vampires. Part 2 has a honeymoon couple Joey Silvera and Babette staying the night at the castle, leading to a climax of the vampire hunters staking lead vampire Rocco Siffredi and others during the final ritual orgy.Tonisha Mills is a scene stealer thanks to her magnificent rack and other beauties, mainly blondes, in the cast include Lynn LeMay, Caroline Monroe and Lois Ayres.Running gag, that is run into the ground, has Jeremy eating worms, as if prepping to appear on the decade-later reality show "Fear Factor". He plays a hunchback and is constantly getting blow jobs, as director Max wisely doesn't have him undressing for the camera. Bad teeth bloating his kisser suggests an understudy for Brando's "Godfather".
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