Polar Bear and Penguin are two idiot cops who seem destined to always remain constables, unlike their academy aluminum's, Senior Inspector Miss Wu. Also, their rarely-home wives are nightclub hostesses. The two are assigned to assist a cop from Borneo, Lo Raimy, who is on the trail of a witness in the prosecution of a fu-fighting Gwalior drug boss. Lo is brutally killed by the villains, and his wife comes over to complete the task, and the two bumbling cops try their best to help.