A young man has a wild night as a bachelor party at his apartment the night before his wedding. It is up to his trusty valet to clean up the mess of the apartment, and to make sure that the young man looks presentable and makes it to the wedding on time. The wedding is in jeopardy when the bride's mother finds out about the wild bachelor party, she who calls off the wedding and takes her daughter away from his influence by whisking her off to the Canary Islands. The young man, with his valet in tow, follows his love to the Canary Islands, wherever they may be. The young man and the valet have a rough sailing in more ways than one. They ultimately encounter a group of female pirates, who take them aboard their ship. From his time under their control, the young man may end up walking the plank, that is unless one young pirate has her way and is able to save him. If he makes it out of this situation alive, the young man may use this as a learning experience in how to deal with his love and her mother.